Goddamn girl, you gettin’ high already? It’s just 2 o’clock!
Jackie Brown (1997)
dir. Quentin Tarantino

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

+16031  (2 Sep)   
+23217  (2 Sep)   

"Star-Lord, man. Like the legendary outlaw?

        … guys?”


Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

+30348  (2 Sep)   


Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

+59276  (1 Sep)    honestly me  

I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. No more half measures.

+751  (1 Sep)    breaking bad  
+15610  (1 Sep)    always sunny  

Dear Mr. Potter,

We are pleased to inform that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall,

Deputy Headmistress 

+9912  (1 Sep)    harry potter